Moms teach their sons how to brush their teeth
Moms teach their sons how to put on their shoes
Moms teach their sons to put away the toys after the play is done
Moms teach their sons A,B,C,D and 1, 2, 3, 4 ….
You obviously got who’s the mom here.
Dads teach their sons how to pee without touching ANYTHING (yup, including the organ involved) in the loo and to hold your body in a strange convex position such that the stream still falls where it is supposed to.
Yes, you read it right.
Venky demonstrated it first and then declared “Papa has taught me!” with a proud smile.
And while I was wondering in shock …”But WHY???” Venky made another declaration – “I won’t need to wash my hands now.”
It IS a guy thing.
ETA – Vibhu could not understand what was funny about this. He went on to say “Only women can find this amusing …”. IT IS A GUYS THING
My little rock stars 
August 11, 2009 at 6:18 am
hahaha
Mine needs to learn that.
I always crack up at this memory. When Neil was done peeing, I told him to shake off the excess and instead of holding the “organ” and shaking it off, he shakes his whole butt from side to side. He was 3 at that time I think.:)
August 11, 2009 at 6:24 am
lol! too much….
August 11, 2009 at 8:23 am
@Sarikh – LOL 🙂 Me thinks every son's mom has a funny pee story to share 🙂
@Bubbles Mom – I guess you've a glimpse of what's coming your way 🙂
August 11, 2009 at 9:30 am
hahahaha.. i cant imagine this can be so funnny 😀 😀 😀 … LOL.. LOL…LOL… i am laughing my lungs out.. the best thing is Venky says “”I won't need to wash my hands now.””
August 11, 2009 at 11:15 am
yes SS, why else do you think im following your blog so closely :p
hehe ! im very glad to have found a hyderabadi mommy blogger… are there more in ur network?
ever went to a blog meet?
August 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm
i knww..IT IS A GUY THING…I second that completely
August 11, 2009 at 6:25 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!
OH MY GOD.
I really have nothing to say.
Except for laughing. 😀
August 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm
he he he he 🙂
August 12, 2009 at 4:32 am
@Suchi – Seriously, I couldn't phathom the requirement of such an excesice till he said that 🙂
@Bubble's Mom – Glad to have found you too. Nopes I don't know any other Hyd bloggers and never went to any meet either. But I do have a lot of my friends who are new moms as well. So, that network exists
@Raina – I guess we'll never understand them and they us. Still can't do without each other 🙂
@Miss M – I crack up whenever I think about it 😀
@MK – You would have laughed louder if you had seen the expression on my face 🙂