Moms teach their sons how to brush their teeth
Moms teach their sons how to put on their shoes
Moms teach their sons to put away the toys after the play is done
Moms teach their sons A,B,C,D and 1, 2, 3, 4 ….
You obviously got who’s the mom here.
Dads teach their sons how to pee without touching ANYTHING (yup, including the organ involved) in the loo and to hold your body in a strange convex position such that the stream still falls where it is supposed to.
Yes, you read it right.
Venky demonstrated it first and then declared “Papa has taught me!” with a proud smile.
And while I was wondering in shock …”But WHY???” Venky made another declaration – “I won’t need to wash my hands now.”
It IS a guy thing.
ETA – Vibhu could not understand what was funny about this. He went on to say “Only women can find this amusing …”. IT IS A GUYS THING