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Memoirs of my mommyhood

Terrible Two at One and a half.


1. Vibhu comes home from office. Venky runs to him and throws himself in Vibhu’s hands. And before Vibhu can realize, Venky pulls his glass and throws it on the ground (Thanks to the plastic lenses they are still surviving ater 50 such falls)

2. Venky aims all his balls at our TV screen

3. Venky always throws our cell phones such that they open up in 3 or more pieces (he has a toy cell phone which is a great imitation of the real one but never throws that)

4. Venky says – “X” Chahiye. (X is more often chocolate). I say – No. Venky falls flat on ground. Bangs his fist followed by his head. He throws everything that he can lay his hands on.

5. If I raise my voice at him by x decibel, Venky starts crying with 10x decibels and then I have to spend half an hour to pamper him back into the mood.

6. Venky picks up all the drying clothes from the clothes line and puts them into the flower bed.

7. Whenever Venky spots an open bathroom, he goes in and opens the tap. While I am closing that tap, he runs to the other bathroom and opens the tap there.

8. Venky pushes his toy bucket such that it falls and all the toys are scattered on the floor. Then he goes off to ride his bike

9. Venky pulls out bed sheets as soon as I tuck them in

10. Venky’s favorite TV programme is “Air Crash Investigations” and his bed time story is “Aeroplane toot gaya – sea mein gir gaya” ( BTW, I am the one who is on the aeroplane in that story).

Phew!!! I want to excahnge. Anyone?

Author: MoRS

Memoirs of my mommyhood

3 thoughts on “Terrible Two at One and a half.

  1. so cutee!!!!!! oh Lord.. so so so sweet.. I like that one the most.. tap vala.. he runs to the other bathroom…that X decibel vala is also great… haha.. good good.. it serves you right.. you shout at him and then he gives it back to you. hehehehehehe.. mast hai yaar.. mast hai.. and yaar koi acha sa front foto lagao.. ye kya pic lagayi ho..

  2. i just noticed you have messed the pic .. the horns and the tail have been added by you.. kya yaar… and yaar ye word verfication hatao.. every time i comment on your blog ek silly sa word verify karna padta hai

  3. Arre tumhara google har jagah word verif daal deta hai. What can I do? And God! I was looking for some sympathy for myself , not appreciation for him! And I haven’t added any horns and tail. He has them from birth. He keeps them hidden and pops them out every now and then (the frequency has been increasing)

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